It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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