Nicole vs. Life
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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