I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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