he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
either way he was missing a nipple.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
