You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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