The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Girls should come with a carfax report
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
In other news, I just burned my penis
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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