Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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