I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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