I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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