Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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