She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
