well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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