wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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