You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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