Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
