Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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