I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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