Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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