Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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