I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
only you would photoshop your dick
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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