At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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