Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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