We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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