I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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