We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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