Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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