porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
being pregnant is like rehab
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
