This girl is more easily done than said...
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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