You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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