Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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