My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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