Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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