Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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