nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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