But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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