haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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