Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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