we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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