Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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