Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i came on her dog
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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