I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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