It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
