ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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