Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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