I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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