Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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