Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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