Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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