he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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