plz talk dirty to me
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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