come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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