I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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