It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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