so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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