i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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