Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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