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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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