I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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