Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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