He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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