Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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